hello, i love you.

oh dear.

Blogs that I wrote back in high school give me a legitimate reason to hate myself. Not that I would, but it definitely has got me saying WTF.

orbital drop shock trooper

Halo 3: ODST comes out next Tuesday and it looks LEGIT. I think I’m going to pee in my pants when I start playing it. And then next year they’re coming out with what may be the biggest Halo game thus far, HALO: REACH. Mmm, SEXY.

Can’t wait :)

9/11.

The most heartwrenching story I’ve heard about 9/11 was about the father who was on one of the planes. Before the plane crashed, he called his son’s school and asked to speak to his son. He told his son how much he loved him and how he’ll grow up to be someone he’ll be proud of.

To this day families are still devastated from losing loved ones at the hands of hatred and negativity. Soldiers and sailors are still fighting for reasons they now question. But everyone loses sight of them because they’re still trying to point the finger at someone or something. Maybe people should stop caring about who or what to blame and start caring about the ones who suffer the most.

Always remember 9/11.

the f*ck.

SO, once again I am phoneless until further notice (15th, maybe). What happened this time? In the midst of rage, I threw it to the ground and it no longer wants to turn on. iPhones are sensitive, kind of makes me want to get a blackberry but it would be a cheaper route to go with a replacement iPhone. At least I still have the phone with me so I only need to pay the replacement fee.

I’m not totally phased about having to purchase a new phone since it was my fault to begin with. I know I shouldn’t have thrown it, but I was just livid after someone decided to throw their attitude with me after what happened and ugh, it’s a long story.

I just need positive affirmations.

On a lighter note, the projector broke at work. Well, not so much a lighter one, but I do have Sunday off so I think I’ll go to church and hang out with my sister and our uncle from Washington DC. Yay good times.

bahah.

Me: So have you ever heard of the story of Aphrodite?
Eric: No, what is it?
Me: Well guess where she came from? A PENIS!
Eric: That’s his name?
Me: Are you serious?
Eric: Yeah.
Then I proceed to tell him the story as seriously as I can.

(Eric is playing Assassin’s Creed. The main character is in a white robe talking to a man in a black robe [for those of you who play, it’s the guy who gives him special powers])
Eric: You know what this reminds me of? Aladdin! The guy (referring to the one in the white) is Aladdin and the other one is…
Me: Genie?
Eric: No the other guy…Jamal. (short pause) …wait, Jafar.
Me: (laughing hysterically) It’s because he’s wearing a black robe, isn’t it?

Eric: Guess what!? I found the game that you like so much!
Me: Which is…
Eric: You don’t know? You were talking about it before! Banjo Kazooie!
Me: That’s a game?
Eric: Yeah, isn’t it your favorite?
Me: No
Eric: Then which game were you talking about?
Me: Crash Bandicoot.
Eric: Well, Banjo Kazooie is still a good game.

I just wanted to share those three pieces of conversation with you. I think it’s funny, so I’m recording it here.

I need...

A vacation & a drink.

A lot of crap went down these past couple of days. From someone not knowing their boundaries to my car getting towed for illegitimate reasons. It’s one thing after the other…

But there is a light at the end of each tunnel. I’m trying to channel my frustrations on other activities, such as exercise. Ethan also helps because he’s such a happy baby, so he makes me happy. And Eric is coming home Friday and he will be on leave.

The optimism does work if you try hard enough to use it.

Whyyyy do I find this so funny?

Maybe because I’m tired so even a piece of paper can amuse me. Anyways, thanks Christina for posting this up on facebook. Now it’s on tumblr.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

0136.

You want to know the real reason why I am up this late? It’s all for an email. I’m just hoping that Eric is up this late, writing an email to me. He’s done it a couple of times.

That and I need to do laundry. I love laundry -_-;